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Sunday, February 29, 2004
We've put three songs from the upcoming album Salazar Brothers on the audio section of the site. They are available to download, along with live performance bootlegs from a July appearance at The Hardrock Cafe... as well as the return of an extra track from our very first demo back in 2001, Predato. Check it out.
Friday everyone... big show at the Mason Jar, last one there for awhile.
And this is a good one. We have KEDDAH, UNITED DEAD ARTISTS, & DEPENDENCY. The show starts at 8pm and its $8. Sponsored by Bud True Music and ArizonaBay Digital Recording Oh ya, and the first 50 people in the door that say they're there to see Rising Conviction get a free promo disk of material from the upcoming Rising Conviction album, set to release this summer. It sounds great, and it won't be available anywhere else for awhile, so make sure you're there early and make sure you say you're there for Rising Conviction. The Mason Jar is located at 21st and Indian School in Phoenix.
Big thanks to everyone that came out to the show on Saturday. We heard from Nila that it ended up being the biggest local show the Mason Jar has had in months. We met a lot of new people, many of whom came to see LeSept. We also saw members of Dependency, Keddah, Zara, and a ton of people from Collective Underground. Thanks everyone for coming to check it out.
The show went really well and everyone enjoyed stuffed animals. I hope nobody touched them with the mouth because they are not clean. I accidentally had one thrust on my tongue as I was pretending to kiss the puppy. I am still alive, so If you have accidentally ingested nutrients swarming from the animals do not fear. Brain parasites only last a little while unless you live in South America or Vietnam. There were several fights in the crowd as we played, but no matter because nobody was injured, and Floyd had a good view from on top of a floor speaker. It was nice to meet all of the new people... a good portion of whom are getting this email for the first time. I'd encourage you new fellows to check out our website and get familiar, because I am sure we will see you again. Looking at pictures is much more fun than being burned alive with chemicals by your dad while he eats a hot dog and pretends its your face. Much more fun that being attacked by a Binturong. Binturongs are insane giant rats that live in the woods. They attack like a jaguar and never let go of the neck once they've grasped it in their bloody jaws. In 1834 Austrailian zoologist Sherman Salazar entered the woods south of Mexico looking for the treasure of El Bombero. Instead he found painful death in the steel edged claws of BINTURONG! The treasure of El Bombero was never found, but Salazar still lives on through our minds and penis. Everyone go to the forums because theyre so damn fun ahhhahaha funny haaahaha!!! http://www.risingconviction.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=4 From now on there are no more pictures in the newsletters. Its because many people just see gibberish and then they want to unsubscribe because they hate us. This makes us sad, so we just wont use pictures anymore. We will also not use dairy products anymore because every time you drink a cheese a baby dolphin gets raped by a seal. we encourage you to do this as well. if you do drugs or swear a lot you should tell your parents when you get older and they dont care anymore or theyre too old to see the sun. Hey everyone Floyd has something to say: "hey its floyd i cant stop listening to crazy techno music. all day long i listen to crazy beets the beats of french command rage my head solid! every time something happens i jump and shoot, but david says no shoot only punch. my little brother calls me travis and he cannot visit me because i am far away. if you come to my house to party do it at reasonable hours because i have to SLEEP YOU ASS! all you kids are good men and good women i love you all and lets hang out. love floyd orfield" Speaking of punch, Dave has unveiled his new plan for the U.S. government. The plan will launch in 2006 sponsored by Pepsi Co. and Frito Lay. The plan calls for an end to all guns and killing, and an end to all other laws. Of course this kind of utopian society dreamed of by philosophers for ages now cannot exist... it is not in human nature. The secret is to punch people who are smaller than you. If someone makes you upset, find someone smaller and punch in the face. Success! now you can sleep stretchy and full of happy dreams. and dont feel sad about the kid who you punched because he will have already found someone smaller than him and punched him, and he too is stretchy and dreaming of happy. in the end only one person will pay the ultimate price. this person is of course the smallest person in the world, where all punching ends. this is ok though because she is given all of the money that used to be wasted on bullet-wound care and murder funerals that is now saved with dave's couragous new plan. hurray david kranson. you have saved the day again! everyone rejoice and eat cookies if you have them. if you have small pecan pies in plastic bags that you got at the crappy store that sells swords, give them to Psychostick because Josh ate mine at the superbowl party on sunday. that sentence was long. A lot of you probably dont know this but logs, even small logs, were never really trees. Interesting. Does anyone know where bags come from? We could tell you but he has to tune his drums first. The next show is Feb. 13th at The Mason Jar again, with some really great bands. More info on that in the newsletter and on here soon enough. Here are some pictures from Saturday's show. A War of Ghosts 
Copenhagen The Founders stands proud 
Theres the ground i see it everyone look 
Everybody is missing fingers it seems 
Phil is drunk! 
Time for sweat 
Touch the puppy 
Dave turns his back on a boob, Floyd tries not to look 
Dave plays an invisible guitar. Floyd masturbates (if you squint your eyes just right) 
Andy loves to play drums and touch his cymbols. 
Floyd continues to masturbate with gusto 
45 foot tall Bryan Head growls at Dave. Dave consumes the devil 
Who farted! AAAANDEEEEE 
Bryan vomits on his hand. Andy hides in the backgound. 
imgagetit 
Synchronized cable checks 
Really dark. Thank god for my shiny forehead. 
Touche' everyone. Touche' 
Brandon does drugs dont tell his mom 
Bryan displays his Salazar 
Look kids only one hand ahahahahahhahahhahhhahaaa funny! 
Asshole from the 70's. Floyd tries to touch it. 
Tim from Dependency touches his cheek. Chantal shuts her eyes. 
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THE KIDS 
ANDY IS THE DEVIL AGAIN! EVERY TIME DUDE youre always the devil whats up 
Observe the animals in everyones hand. The LeSept dance squad watches from the side. 
people everywhere. look at gregs hat hahahahahaa 
people as far as the eye on sonnys camera can see 
time for rock and roll 
Sonny takes a picture from the pit that was crazy dude 
Thats it! I have more but im lazy. Sometime here a new photo album thing will come up and you can see them then. Sunday, February 22, 2004
We've put three songs from the upcoming album Salazar Brothers on the audio section of the site. They are available to download, along with live performance bootlegs from a July appearance at The Hardrock Cafe... as well as the return of an extra track from our very first demo back in 2001, Predato. Check it out. Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Friday everyone... big show at the Mason Jar, last one there for awhile.
And this is a good one. We have KEDDAH, UNITED DEAD ARTISTS, & DEPENDENCY. The show starts at 8pm and its $8. Sponsored by Bud True Music and ArizonaBay Digital Recording Oh ya, and the first 50 people in the door that say they're there to see Rising Conviction get a free promo disk of material from the upcoming Rising Conviction album, set to release this summer. It sounds great, and it won't be available anywhere else for awhile, so make sure you're there early and make sure you say you're there for Rising Conviction. The Mason Jar is located at 21st and Indian School in Phoenix. Monday, February 02, 2004
Big thanks to everyone that came out to the show on Saturday. We heard from Nila that it ended up being the biggest local show the Mason Jar has had in months. We met a lot of new people, many of whom came to see LeSept. We also saw members of Dependency, Keddah, Zara, and a ton of people from Collective Underground. Thanks everyone for coming to check it out.
The show went really well and everyone enjoyed stuffed animals. I hope nobody touched them with the mouth because they are not clean. I accidentally had one thrust on my tongue as I was pretending to kiss the puppy. I am still alive, so If you have accidentally ingested nutrients swarming from the animals do not fear. Brain parasites only last a little while unless you live in South America or Vietnam. There were several fights in the crowd as we played, but no matter because nobody was injured, and Floyd had a good view from on top of a floor speaker. It was nice to meet all of the new people... a good portion of whom are getting this email for the first time. I'd encourage you new fellows to check out our website and get familiar, because I am sure we will see you again. Looking at pictures is much more fun than being burned alive with chemicals by your dad while he eats a hot dog and pretends its your face. Much more fun that being attacked by a Binturong. Binturongs are insane giant rats that live in the woods. They attack like a jaguar and never let go of the neck once they've grasped it in their bloody jaws. In 1834 Austrailian zoologist Sherman Salazar entered the woods south of Mexico looking for the treasure of El Bombero. Instead he found painful death in the steel edged claws of BINTURONG! The treasure of El Bombero was never found, but Salazar still lives on through our minds and penis. Everyone go to the forums because theyre so damn fun ahhhahaha funny haaahaha!!! http://www.risingconviction.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=4 From now on there are no more pictures in the newsletters. Its because many people just see gibberish and then they want to unsubscribe because they hate us. This makes us sad, so we just wont use pictures anymore. We will also not use dairy products anymore because every time you drink a cheese a baby dolphin gets raped by a seal. we encourage you to do this as well. if you do drugs or swear a lot you should tell your parents when you get older and they dont care anymore or theyre too old to see the sun. Hey everyone Floyd has something to say: "hey its floyd i cant stop listening to crazy techno music. all day long i listen to crazy beets the beats of french command rage my head solid! every time something happens i jump and shoot, but david says no shoot only punch. my little brother calls me travis and he cannot visit me because i am far away. if you come to my house to party do it at reasonable hours because i have to SLEEP YOU ASS! all you kids are good men and good women i love you all and lets hang out. love floyd orfield" Speaking of punch, Dave has unveiled his new plan for the U.S. government. The plan will launch in 2006 sponsored by Pepsi Co. and Frito Lay. The plan calls for an end to all guns and killing, and an end to all other laws. Of course this kind of utopian society dreamed of by philosophers for ages now cannot exist... it is not in human nature. The secret is to punch people who are smaller than you. If someone makes you upset, find someone smaller and punch in the face. Success! now you can sleep stretchy and full of happy dreams. and dont feel sad about the kid who you punched because he will have already found someone smaller than him and punched him, and he too is stretchy and dreaming of happy. in the end only one person will pay the ultimate price. this person is of course the smallest person in the world, where all punching ends. this is ok though because she is given all of the money that used to be wasted on bullet-wound care and murder funerals that is now saved with dave's couragous new plan. hurray david kranson. you have saved the day again! everyone rejoice and eat cookies if you have them. if you have small pecan pies in plastic bags that you got at the crappy store that sells swords, give them to Psychostick because Josh ate mine at the superbowl party on sunday. that sentence was long. A lot of you probably dont know this but logs, even small logs, were never really trees. Interesting. Does anyone know where bags come from? We could tell you but he has to tune his drums first. The next show is Feb. 13th at The Mason Jar again, with some really great bands. More info on that in the newsletter and on here soon enough. Here are some pictures from Saturday's show. A War of Ghosts
Copenhagen The Founders stands proud
Theres the ground i see it everyone look
Everybody is missing fingers it seems
Phil is drunk!
Time for sweat
Touch the puppy
Dave turns his back on a boob, Floyd tries not to look
Dave plays an invisible guitar. Floyd masturbates (if you squint your eyes just right)
Andy loves to play drums and touch his cymbols.
Floyd continues to masturbate with gusto
45 foot tall Bryan Head growls at Dave. Dave consumes the devil
Who farted! AAAANDEEEEE
Bryan vomits on his hand. Andy hides in the backgound.
imgagetit
Synchronized cable checks
Really dark. Thank god for my shiny forehead.
Touche' everyone. Touche'
Brandon does drugs dont tell his mom
Bryan displays his Salazar
Look kids only one hand ahahahahahhahahhahhhahaaa funny!
Asshole from the 70's. Floyd tries to touch it.
Tim from Dependency touches his cheek. Chantal shuts her eyes.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THE KIDS
ANDY IS THE DEVIL AGAIN! EVERY TIME DUDE youre always the devil whats up
Observe the animals in everyones hand. The LeSept dance squad watches from the side.
people everywhere. look at gregs hat hahahahahaa
people as far as the eye on sonnys camera can see
time for rock and roll
Sonny takes a picture from the pit that was crazy dude
Thats it! I have more but im lazy. Sometime here a new photo album thing will come up and you can see them then. |